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If you've had enough of these two traitorous kids who just don't "get it," and feel a burning in your loins that demands you make your thoughts known, feel free to e-mail us, but be aware that we will most likely post your message on the site in the "Amusing Responses" section. Because you amuse us.
Therefore, we highly encourage you
to READ THE
Do NOT just fire off a pissy missive (or "pissive,"
as it's known), because you'll look awfully dumb when we display your fallacious
ramblings for all to see, and it's on a topic that we've already addressed
Also, please refrain from the predictable insinuations that there are certain "other ways" that Jessi could earn a donation from you, har har har.
(We don't anticipate Chris getting any such suggestions.)